Felony Fidelity is a studio and label situated on the outskirts of Felony Flats in Southeast Portland, Oregon dedicated to the 45rpm vinyl record.
We record and release bands we like, get sauced and learn to live with the results.
 
 

FFRSM-09

R. Stevie Moore

U.R. True + 3

A. U.R. True, How Many Moore
B. Advertising Agency of Fucking, Oh Pat

 

 
       
 

FFPF-08

The Pity Fucks

s/t

A. Why Right Now; Plug In Baby
B. Born to Sin; Creepy Crawl

 
   

"Half G.G. Allin dirtbag grunt punk and half 60's organ blared garage stomp get mashed together by this Portland based band. It's hard to decide whether it would be more to throw bottles and see maybe if ya can get some kinda riot (or at least a couple of fights) started or grab some girl and convince her to start dancing on tables with you kicking over drinks and ashtrays the whole time. This is the dirty medium between the two. Or who knows-maybe that girl ya thought would dance tosses the first bottle or throws the first fist." - Smashing Transistors

"One of the two big winners from Portland's local label Felony Fidelity, and it's the soundtrack to the 'Animal House' caliber blowout that I always wanted to be at, but never was. The Pity Fucks tear through four filthy, buzzing anthems held together by a gravelly, soulful howl, and propelled by the sweetest Hammond organ bounce. They manage to walk the line between the time to dance and the time to fight, and the glass shards stop raining down only long enough for the skirts to go up."- Still Single

 
       
 

FFHH-07

Howie & the Hotknives

Shut Up & Dance

A. Shut Up and Dance
B. Kids are Kids (F.Cole)

 
    "Howie And The Hotknives from Portland continue their goofy plunge into garage tomfoolery. With distorted guitars, keyboards, dual male/female vocals, and an ass-load of attitude in tow, these clowns definitely know how to get us all dancing. A single is almost too much of a tease from this band, especially since 'Kids Are Kids' is a Dead Moon cover. But sometimes you've gotta take what you can get, no?" - Razorcake  
       
 

FFEE-06

The Eegos

s/t

A. If you Ain't Shaking; Daddy's Money
B. Going Dead; Nitestand

 
   

"Portland Oregon's Eegos have made a total pogo around the room record here. It's seems a little unfair to whip out Heartbreakers, Buzzcocks and Damned or hell any general '77 reference because so many bands ape that sound so poorly these days it could almost be taken as an insult. If you ain't shakin' you must be fakin' and these guys don't need ya around. There's a complete snot bag in the sewer rock-n-roll swagger that all those other bozo's try really hard to pretend they have. These four songs of broken beer bottles all over the stage sleaze rock it ain't trying. It their way of life. Betcha it pisses the squares off too. Squares don't like dancing and this makes ya wanna dance around like a fool." - Smashing Transistors

"If there is one thing Fonzies love, it's girls shaking it, and The Eegos manage to stress the importance of shaking on both of the tracks on the A side of this single. Initially, they posit that if you aren't shaking it, you ought to get out of here ('If You Ain't Shaking'); soon after, they consider that, even though your daddy might be rich, your lack of shaking it is a deal breaker ('Daddy's Money'). Later they threaten to stab a girl ('Going Dead'), which isn't explicitly shake related, but probably a safe bet. The Eegos bring some stripped down snotty mid tempo 'Orgasm Addict' garage punk, basement style." - Still Single

 
       
 

FFRC-05

Reptilian Civilan

Dog Factory

A. Dog Factory; Shoeshine Boy
B. 60's Beat; 247-6911

 
 
 
 

FFNS-04

The Night Slaves

Tell On You

A. Tell on You; Rotten Teeth, Rotten Heart
B. Hard Labor; Switchblade Heartbeat

 
 
 
 

FFNE-03

The Neins

Crybaby

A. Crybaby; She Serves Love With A Knife
B. Cut in Three; Pretty Good Love

 
   
 
 

FFHH-02

Howie & the Hotknives

s/t

A. Want It
B. Young Fun

 
   
 
 

FFNE-01

The Neins

Restaurant

A. The Restaurant; She Shows Everything
B. Waste My Time; The Tavern